Vodka, the rabbi and pickle juice soup

Rassolnik.

Rassolnik.

Anna Kharzeeva
Making the classic Russian soup rassolnik results in a cautionary tale, or perhaps one that reinforces stereotypes.

This piece is part of the Soviet Diet Cookbook, a blog about a modern Russian girl cooking Soviet food. To read more of the series, click here.

Even more than a year into the project, I still love writing this blog. Every week, Granny and I speak to find an interesting recipe, then I make the meal with various degrees of success, but the best part is hearing Granny’s stories from the past. Some I’ve heard before, while others are new and therefore even more exciting. One of such stories is about my youthful grandmother trying vodka for the first time, or “twice” as my great-grandmother Mun’ka used to say — for the first time and the last.

The story came up as we were talking about pickled cucumbers — a topic that almost inevitably leads to vodka — and I thought it would be a good idea to try making rassol’nik – a soup of kidneys and pickles.

I couldn’t find any kidneys to put in — possibly because I didn’t try looking for them — and made the soup with beef instead. I added rassol, the picked cucumber “juice” that gives the soup its name, as recommended by the Book, and it turned out very nicely.

Rassol is a popular hangover treat in Russia, which is how bringing it up with Granny led to vodka.

To start Granny’s story of her own encounter with vodka, I’ll first share what she told me about vodka in general. Her grandfather, a rabbi in Kiev, would have a shot of vodka every day before lunch – “for a better appetite.” She describes making samogon (moonshine) as “the favorite Russian entertainment.” She says that every man in the Soviet Union was making his own flavored vodka – with lemon, cranberry, mint or other flavors.

“Everyone would steal things from work and bring them home – paper, pencils, plastic bags. People felt sorry for those whose workplace didn’t provide them with anything of value to bring home. The most valued thing to bring home was pure alcohol – everyone who had even remote access to it would bring some home: from computer servers or medical offices. Then people would mix it with water to get vodka or would make flavored vodka out of it. Your grandfather (on my father’s side) once gave a big bottle of spirt as a gift. I used it as cleaning liquid for a long time.”

So valued was vodka, that it was even used as a method of payment (are you paying cash, visa or vodka? If only vodka ‘money’ waited till visa came in!): “when someone fixed something in your house, you would give them 1 or 2 bottles of vodka as payment. If you didn’t have any vodka on you, you would say: ‘butylka za mnoy – I owe you a bottle’. You could even pay with a vodka card when they were around!”

Surrounded by vodka, my grandmother thought she’d give it a try. “I just wanted to understand how drunk people feel!” she said. My grandfather taught her the ultimate Russian wisdom: sniff the dark bread first, then take a shot, then exhale and have a pickle and some dark bread. But the wisdom failed on Granny, and she never tried it again.

So what if I just undid all the work I’d done to convince my non-Russian friends that we really don’t drink that much vodka? Eating rassolnik (possibly for the first time ever) and talking to granny about rassol and spirit was well worth it.

Rassolnik

The recipes from the Soviet Cook Book.

    500 grams kidney; 2 pickles; 2 bunches of parsley; 1 celery stalk; 1 onion; 4 potatoes; 2 Tbsp oil; 100 grams lettuce or sorrel rassol

    Remove fat and film and cut each kidney into 3 or 4 parts. Wash, put in a saucepan, cover with cold water and boil. Then, drain the water, wash the kidney, cover with cold water and boil 1-1.5 hours. In the meantime, peel and chop the celery, onion and parsley and fry in butter in a soup pot.

    Remove the pan from heat, add cubed pickles and potatoes, add broth from the kidneys and boil 25-30 minutes. 5-10 minutes before the end of cooking, add rassol, chopped sorrel or lettuce and salt.

    Add the kidneys, sliced, before serving. Serve with sour cream.

    Rassol can also be prepared with meat or chicken broth and served with veal, lamb or chicken or poultry kidneys. Or , prepared with fish broth and a piece of boiled sturgeon or walleye.

    Read more: Solyanka: The 'everything and the kitchen sink' soup

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