Members of the crew for the Soyuz TMA-16M of the long-haul Expedition 43/44 to the ISS, try on their spacesuits at the Baikonur Cosmodrome, from left: Scott Kelly (US), Gennady Padalka (Russia) and Mikhail Kornienko (Russia). Source: RIA Novosti
Two Russian cosmonauts stationed on the International Space Station (ISS) ventured outside on August 10. Commander Gennady Padalka, and flight engineer Mikhail Kornienko completed several tasks like cleaning windows, clearing debris samples from the station’s solar panels, installing mounts for new antennas, and taking photos of the Russian orbital segment. RIR followed the mission’s live online broadcast and listened in to their chatter to hear what Russian spacemen talk about.
1. “The ideal position is found!”
Cleaning a space station’s windows is not easy, and the cosmonauts said they could not find a comfortable position to do it.
Padalka: Is it OK like this? I’ve pinned you down from the top. Well?
Kornienko: Just wait, we’ll be comfy soon!
(A little later)
Kornienko: Finally! The ideal position is found!
Padalka (to Mission Control): I’m sitting right on top of it, Artyom! And that’s the most comfortable way to do it!
2. “It’s all about the attitude”
The temperature outside the ISS can swing dramatically from 200º F to -200º F (93º C to -129º C) depending on whether you are on the dark side or facing the sun. The Russian cosmonauts were complaining to each other that their hands were freezing. After spending 4.5 hours in open space, they had this to say:
Kornienko: How come your fingers are not freezing?
Padalka: You’re the one who is freezing all over. I can’t catch a break. I’m working all the time.
Kornienko: You know, I’m also going at it tooth and nail.
Padalka: Then you’ve got an attitude problem.
Kornienko: Me? I’ve got an attitude problem? OK, fine.
3. “Where’s Oleg?”
Oleg Kononenko is another member of the Russian crew at the ISS, who stayed inside the station during the mission. But his friends never stopped joking with him.
Padalka: Well Oleg, did you take some photos of me, or what? He’s so gorging himself on ‘borsht’ right now.
A little later Padalka asks again where his colleague is, and jokes again: “He is probably working on the photos…”
4. “The iPad only got your legs”
One of the mission objectives was to take photographs of the Russian orbital segment of the ISS. But while at it, they took a couple of photos of themselves.
Kornienko: By the way, when I took pictures of you I was facing the Sun, so the iPad only got your legs.
Padalka: Why didn’t you tell me? You should have told me!
Kornienko: It’s not a big deal, we’re going to take some more!
Padalka had also asked Oleg to take photos of him through one of the station’s windows. Kornienko commented that: “From this distance everyone will see that you didn’t shave today. Can you imagine that, a cosmonaut with a five o’clock shadow?”
5. “I’m out of tea”
Even during a long open space mission, cosmonauts keep their spirits up by reassuring each other and cracking jokes. Sometimes you can hear something like this:
Padalka: Enjoy the trip!
Kornienko: I’ve been enjoying it for five months now!
After having spent over four and a half hours in open space, Kornienko, worried about his friend, asks:
Kornienko: Where are you? I bet you’re hungry.
Padalka: Not just hungry, I’m out of tea… Enjoy the night while you can, Misha.
The ISS Expedition commander Gennady Padalka holds a record for the most time spent in space. When he completes his current mission in September 2015, he will have spent 878 days in orbit.
In an interview with NASA TV, U.S. astronaut Michael Fincke, who holds the American record for most time in space with 381 days, said Gennady was the best “newbie trainer” in the world.
The spacewalk was the second extra-vehicular mission for Mikhail Kornienko.
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