We’ll start easy. Moscow’s famous business district would make Donald feel right at home. Just look at all that male fertility symbolism on display!
Moscow CitySteve Jurvetson; Global Look Press
The Poklonnaya Gora (hill) used to be one of the tallest spots in Moscow, its peak standing at over 170 meters. The famous Victory Park column still rises up over everything. Not anymore!
Poklonnaya GoraSteve Jurvetson; Global Look Press/Reuters
Move over, Jesus!
Christ the Savior CathedralSteve Jurvetson; Nikolay Gyngazov/Global Look Press
Thought nightlife on Balchug Island couldn’t get any more glitzy? Think again. Next to that thing even the iconic ‘Red October’ chocolate factory pales in comparison. It’s Gold October time, baby!
Balchug Island/Red OctoberSteve Jurvetson; Shuvaev/wikipedia
We do think the famous park has been losing popularity somewhat in recent years. Deploy Trump Tower!
VDNKhSteve Jurvetson; Global Look Press
We’ll just leave this here quietly and leave as fast as possible.
The Moscow KremlinGlyn Lowe; Sergey Galyonkin; Flickr
Can a building synonymous with class and a rich history of opera and ballet be outdone? We think you already know the answer to that question! We even did a crappy job putting it in, because once it's in the picture, everything else stops mattering.
Bolshoi TheatreGlyn Lowe; Global Look Press
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